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The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie (2008)

Movie · Released · 90 min · ★ 6.2

Comedy

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Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Cast

Len CariouLen CariouNorm ArcherKen TakemotoKen TakemotoSenseiSteven SeagalSteven SeagalCock PuncherLarissa LaskinLarissa LaskinDana DobbsDon McManusDon McManusDennis McCormickMichael BoltonMichael BoltonMichael BoltonAhmed AhmedAhmed AhmedAhmedBrendan FletcherBrendan FletcherWhite Black Guy TimDaniel Dae KimDaniel Dae KimIvy LeaguerMeredith BaxterMeredith BaxterCooking Show ChefJed ReesJed ReesWizard ProteusRodney DangerfieldRodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. BadranPeruvianScott KlaceScott KlaceKip Kendall
Barbara PilavinAlzheimers Old Lady

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