The Moof Milkers (2026)
With a packed house, deep-cut fandom energy, and wildly committed performances, the evening turned a familiar script into something fast, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious-a fully unhinged celebration of Star Wars on stage.
Cast
Peter BonavitaNarrator
Craig CackowskiLieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral Gulch
Patrick CotnoirNarrator
David DastmalchianKylo Ren
Eric EdelsteinChewbaccaJoJo GinnR2-D2
Dana GouldSupreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z)
Taran KillamPoe Dameron/General Hux
Hal LublinBala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/Brance
Vic MichaelisRey/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Laraine NewmanMaz Kanata/Captain Pharma/Technician #1/General Statura/Dr. Kalonia/Niv Lek/Computer Voice Gil Ozeri: BB-8
Connor RatliffRetired Filmmaker George LucasAlex RobinsonNarrator
Kevin SmithHan Solo
Rich SommerLuke Skywalker/Rathtar
Craig CackowskiLieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral GulchPatrick CotnoirNarratorDavid DastmalchianKylo RenEric EdelsteinChewbaccaJoJo GinnR2-D2Dana GouldSupreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z)Taran KillamPoe Dameron/General HuxHal LublinBala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/BranceVic MichaelisRey/Obi-Wan KenobiLaraine NewmanMaz Kanata/Captain Pharma/Technician #1/General Statura/Dr. Kalonia/Niv Lek/Computer Voice Gil Ozeri: BB-8Connor RatliffRetired Filmmaker George LucasAlex RobinsonNarratorKevin SmithHan SoloRich SommerLuke Skywalker/Rathtar
