John Thomson
View on IMDb ↗From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
Celebrity Catchphrase
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Roger Roger
The Weekenders
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Brassic
Pie in the SkyFilmography (156)
- 2026
NightbornJon's Father - 2025
Secret Life of the Auction HouseSelf - Narrator (voice) - 2025
Art DetectivesWilliam Titchfield - 2025
Fackham HallBill - 2025
The People BeforeKnotweed Man - 2025
Celebrity PuzzlingSelf - Panellist - 2024
The 1970s: Those Were the DaysSelf - Narrator - 2024
The GentlemenFrank - 2024
CaptivatedGeoff - 2024
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or TwoSelf - 2023
Caroline Aherne: Queen of ComedySelf - 2023
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the SofaSelf - 2022
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & MoreSelf - 2022
Celebrity LingoSelf - Contestant - 2022
Red Riding Hood: After Ever AfterPlank - 2022
Sister Boniface MysteriesLeonard Monk - 2022
DodgerFarmer Grundles - 2022
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of LaughsSelf - 2022
Best Year EverSelf - Actor - 2021
The Weakest LinkSelf - 2021
Paul Sinha's TV ShowdownSelf - Contestant - 2021
Last Train to ChristmasVic - 2021
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!Narrator - 2021
Les Dawson Lost TapesSelf - 2020
McDonald & DoddsJimmy Daly - 2020
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesSelf/Various Characters - 2020
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable YearsSelf - 2020
The Fast Show: More Blooming CatchphrasesSelf - 2020
Dog Loves BooksDog (voice) - 2019
BrassicColin Popov - 2019
This Time with Alan PartridgeJoe Beasley - 2019
7 Up & MeSelf - 2019
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey StoryHimself - 2019
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets UnwrappedNarrator - 2018
Celebrity CatchphraseSelf - 2018
The People's VetSelf - Narrator - 2018
Shane the Chef - 2017
Dying LaughingSelf - 2017
Richard Osman's House of GamesSelf - Contestant - 2017
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car - 2016
Bargain-Loving Brits in the SunSelf - Narrator - 2016
Alan Partridge's Scissored IsleKevin Ruddock - 2016
Dara O Briain's Go 8 BitSelf - 2016
GrimsbyBob Tolliver - 2016
Billionaire BoyLen - 2016
Caroline Aherne at the BBCSelf - Presenter - 2015Fungus The Bogeyman
- 2014
Alan Davies: As Yet UntitledSelf - 2014
Northern SoulTerry - 2013
Father BrownJohn Banks - 2013
Help PointStephen - 2013
Tipping Point: Lucky StarsSelf - Contestant - 2013
PlebsMr. Adolphus - 2013
The Job LotKevin - 2013
Strange Hill HighVarious (voice) - 2013
Obsessive Compulsive CleanersSelf - Narrator - 2013
Through the KeyholeSelf - 2013
PulpDave Burns - 2013
The MimicNigel Lord - 2013
Dementamania - 2013
Catchphrase - 2013The Power of DartsNarrator (voice)
- 2012
Evidently... John Cooper ClarkeHimself - 2012
Uncle Wormsley's ChristmasMr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers - 2012BBC Comedy FeedsSteve
- 2011
SootyThe Boss - 2011
Death in ParadiseDCI Chris Ricketts - 2011
The Chase: Celebrity SpecialSelf - 2011
Celebrity Antiques Road TripSelf - Participant - 2011
The Jonathan Ross ShowSelf - 2011
The Lock UpNarrator - 2010
The Royle Family: Behind the SofaSelf - 2010
The Road to Coronation StreetHarry Kershaw - 2009
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need MedleyBill (Flowerpot Man) - 2009
Angela and Friends - 2009Heads or TailsSelf - Contestant
- 2009
Big TopGeoff - 2008
Celebrity JuiceSelf - 2008
InkheartDarius - 2008
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding DongSelf - 2008
All Star Mr & Mrs - 2007
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'Self - Narrator (voice) - 2007
SkinsSam Brooks - 2007
KingdomNigel Pearson - 2007
MobileRay Bould / Hypnotherapist - 2007
Engineering the World RallyHimself - Narrator - 2006
Waterloo RoadNelson Smith - 2006
New Street LawCharlie Darling - 2006
The DealerBat - 2006
Ghosthunting With... - 2005
Monkey Trousers - 2005
8 Out of 10 CatsSelf - 2005
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-RabbitMr. Windfall (voice) - 2004
Blackpool - 2004
Fat SlagsForeman - 2003
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy - 2003The Terry and Gaby Show
- 2003
Celebrity Mastermind - 2003
Appointment with Dr. TerribleInterviewee – Actor - 2002Johnny Vaughan TonightSelf
- 2002
24 Hour Party PeopleCharles - 2002
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night TakeawaySelf - 2001
Murder in MindAlan Squires - 2001Station JimHarold
- 2001
Dr Terrible's House of HorribleSir Donald Tyburn - 2001
Bill and BenBill (voice) - 2001
Dog Eat DogFootball Coach - 2000Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
- 2000
Born RomanticFirst Cab Driver - 1999It's Only TV But I Like ItSelf
- 1999
The Flint Street NativityChristian Jerrums / Innkeeper - 1999
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast ShowSelf - 1998
Roger RogerBarry - 1998
The Fast Show Live - 1998
You Are HerePeter Keggy - 1998
Cold FeetPete Gifford - 1998
Ted & RalphVicar - 1998
Up 'n' UnderStan - 1997
Midsomer MurdersCooper Steinem - 1997
The Man Who Knew Too LittleDimitri - 1997The Girl with Brains in Her FeetMr. Loughborough
- 1996
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon - 1996
Silent WitnessDI Warren Bull - 1996
Pond Life - 1996
Never Mind the BuzzcocksSelf - Panellist - 1996
Roger RogerBarry - 1996Saturday LiveCabbie
- 1995
Crapston Villas - 1995
Fist of FunPied Piper of Hamelin - 1995
The World of Lee EvansCustomer - 1995
The Young Poisoner's HandbookNathan - 1995
Coogan's RunFat Bob - 1995Dangerous Lady
- 1994Pauline Calf's Wedding VideoFat Bob
- 1994
Pie in the SkyAndrew Vernon - 1994
The Day TodayTreasurer - 1994
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdBernard Right On/Various - 1994
Ready, Steady, CookSelf - Guest - 1994
The Fast ShowVarious Characters - 1994
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgePetty Officer Alan Partridge - 1994
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an EraSimon Joke - 1993
Paul Calf's Video DiaryFat Bob - 1993
Shooting StarsSelf - 1993HarryRoyo
- 1992
The WeekendersPoliceman 1 - 1992
Men Behaving BadlyKen - 1992Blue HeavenWaiter 2
- 1992
The Dead Good ShowVarious - 1991
Murder Most HorridDaniel Hoffmeyer - 1991
Soldier SoldierSgt Dunn - 1991
Paul Merton: The Series - 1990
The Word - 1988
This MorningSelf - 1964
Top of the PopsSelf - Host - —
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard RightonBernard Righton - —
Sally Lindsay's Quiz NightSelf - Team Captain