Brain Smasher... A Love Story
ActionComedyRomance
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Cast
Andrew Dice ClayEd Molloy
Teri HatcherSamantha Crain
Yuji OkumotoWu
Deborah Van ValkenburghCammy Crain
Brion JamesBrown
Tim ThomersonBlack
Charles RocketJones
Nicholas GuestSmithDorothy DellsMiss Bellows
Wrick JonesLead OfficerGalen SchrickJim RomeoSteve TancoraBob Brisco
Peter KwongRed MonkDanny PerkinGuy in Line 2Ross Huffman-KerrNight Manager
